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Borg Fight Song
by Chris Fry


(To the tune of the Village Peoples "Y.M.C.A.")

 

YOUR CLANS, will not put up a fight, we said
YOUR CLANS, will add to our might, we said
YOUR CLANS, will take their last breath, when you
*SEE* *OUR* *CUBE* *SHIPS* *OF* *DEATH*

YOUR CLANS, have one chance to survive, we say
YOUR CLANS, can remain alive, we say
YOUR CLANS, we will quickly absorb, you will
*BE-* *COME* *ONE* *WITH* *THE* *BORG*

Then you will become a B-O-R-G
Then you will become a B-O-R-G
Well turn your skin white!
And attach a head-light!
And link you to our single mind!

OUR CLANS, will always persist, until
YOUR CLANS, learn not to resist, try and
STOP US, and you'll find that you cant, cuz
*HOPE* *IS* *IR-* *REL-* *E-* *VANT*

YOUR WORLDS, with your factories around, we will
DESTROY THEM, and leave big holes in the ground, and then
YOUR SHIPS, we will add to our pile, cuz
*RE-* *SIS-* *TANCE* *IS* *FU-* *TILE*

Then you will become a B-O-R-G
Then you will become a B-O-R-G
You’ll watch your old culture die,
With your new cyber-eye!
And say we instead of I!

OUR PLAN, is to end all this strife, and
IMPROVE, the quality of your life, so please
TRUST US, cuz we mean you no harm, so come
*GET* *A* *FREE* *CY-* *BER* *ARM*

ACCEPT IT, there's no way you can win, cuz well
CONQUER, all of you in the end, if you
DEFY US, then well never abate, until its
*YOU* *WE* *AS-* *SIM-* *IL-* *ATE*

Then you will become a B-O-R-G
Then you will become a B-O-R-G
You’ll have blenders for hands!
And tubes in your face!
When you join the Superior Race!

Then you will become a B-O-R-G
Then you will become a B-O-R-G

(repeat and fade)


This article was submitted by the Editor of the, now defunct, E-Zine Planeteer Resurrection.
Other articles, fiction & humour from the Planeteer Resurrection have been submitted to the "UK Atheist & Science E-Zine


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