If Microsoft built cars.....

1.Every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.

2.Occasionally your car would die on the freeway
for no reason, and you would learn to accept
this, restart and continue.

3.Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause
your car to stop and fail and you would have
to reinstall the engine. For some strange
reason you would accept this too.

4.You could have only one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT".
But then you would have to buy more seats.

5.Macintosh would make a car that had the same
look - but would only run on 5% of the roads,
powered by the sun, reliable, five times as
fast, and twice as easy to drive.

6.The Macintosh car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would
make their cars run much slower.

7.The oil, gas and alternator warning lights
would be replaced by a single "general default"
warning light.

8.New seats would force everyone to have the same
size butt.

9.The airbag system would say "are you sure?"
before going off.

10.If you were involved in a crash, you would have
no idea what happened.